Tired of wondering if that boulder and/or rock is going to fall? Is the stress of it causing you to lose sleep at night because there is no singular person monitoring your looming Death Rock/Boulder (TM pending). Register it with your new Mayoral Deputy.
THIS IS VERY SPECIFICALLY NOT FOR BOULDER, CO. Y'ALL FIGURE IT OUT FOR Y'ALLSELVES. And also, figure out y'all's elves over there. They are simply and thoroughly mischievous. We have a ridiculous amount of leprechauns here and they are upset with the lack of lepresentation they currently have. They are threatening to charge for double rainbows, but do not yet understand weather, Pay-Per-View, or Venmo so we have some wiggle room but dang, we should not provoke those mischievous lil nerds. Lepre-elf wars are going to ruin this community. We all need to do our part to achieve harmony. Peace, love, & leprechumbaya.